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Why We Split Up ...

Postby Grolits » Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:39 pm


She told me we couldn't afford beer at $25.00 a case anymore and I'd
have to quit drinking.

Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up, and I asked her
how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't. She said she
needed the make-up to look pretty for me.

I told her that's what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back.....
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Postby Ulinki » Tue Jul 25, 2006 2:25 pm

beer goggles always help, /nod
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Postby Vendian » Sat Jul 29, 2006 12:47 pm

love it :D
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Postby Borimorg » Sun Aug 27, 2006 11:52 am

ah ha, the 2 at 10, 10 at 2 syndrome :D
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