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Hallo Midgets. :)

Postby Chitz » Thu Jun 14, 2007 2:57 am

(I am going to type this in english, not troll)

A hearty hail and well met to all of you my old friends,.. and new ones that I haven't met.

I just wanted to stop in and see how everything was going in the guild, and I can't believe how far you guys are now. I can't even believe the content your all smashing. I never dreamed of loot or mobs like that. :)

For you old people, I just thought I'd come in and say that I was doing ok, and was wondering how you all were?

I just celebrated my 1 year anniversary with my wife 2 weekends ago. So far I haven't done anything stupid yet, and it is amazingly great, much nicer then the other guys in construction tell you it is.

Borimorg,.. thank you for the advice. Even if you don't remember it. I hope you still come around and see this.


It's funny,... its been almost what,.. 2years since I left almost? And I still feel that it was just yesterday that we were all trying to win our first ring war in the great divide. Onefop and Feemee running for their lives from me,.. hell,.. everyone smaller then chitz running for their lives.

And who could forget the main tanking on raids without greaves. I still stick to my guns that tanking without pants helps aggro. :)

I'm glad that everything is going well for you all,.. and I do miss a whole lot of you folks, a whole lot. This sounds wierd, but there are so many names from this game, that ARE alot of you guys,... that I know that when I'm 80, I'm still going to miss those text names on my monitor.

Glad to see your all still alive and kicking. And don't mind me if I still would wish to drop in and say hi from time to time. And also,.. let me know if there are any MLF get togethers in socal, got it lian? :p


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Postby Chitz » Thu Jun 14, 2007 3:19 am

And also,.. for those of you people who were not around for it, we had a time period where there was alot of guild participation with in-game rivalries between the cities and races, it was alot of fun. If any of you want a bit of nastolgia, you can check out the evil movement that was in MLF,.. called NLF, or the Norrathian Liberation Front.

This is our old webpage. I apologise for the effort it might take to read the text, as it was all typed out in charecter,.. in troll. And sorry about the pop ups, but thats why angelfire is free.

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Postby Nannydara » Thu Jun 14, 2007 7:28 am


I am glad to hear all is well with you and your wife. Several of us were wondering if you fell off the earth =P

We all miss you and your wit that made MLF so fun. Feemee and Onefop still swear that they scared you off. Heck it is like Halflings are taking over the guild again.....

Was good to hear from you.....next time don't wait so long!

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Postby Zelima » Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:03 am

I thought I smelled something...

Good to hear that you're doing well, Chitz...boy, we'd love to see you pop into game if you ever have a few minutes, just to hear the troll talk again....


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Postby Kityr » Thu Jun 14, 2007 10:00 am

Heya Chitz, glad to hear from you. It is great to hear that things are going well in RL.

When you do pop in to say HI you might want to tread softly around One and Fee, when buffed they are sporting very tanklike HP #'s these days and I would hate to see you bent over one of their lil fuzzy knees gettin spanked!! :twisted:

yeah yeah, shameless attempt to get you to log in, but i stilll hope it works. :D

Be well bro.
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Postby Lianhan » Thu Jun 14, 2007 10:27 am


It is wonderful to hear from you. I am happy to hear that you and wifey poo are doing well.

I WILL notify you if there are any MLF weekends happening on the west coast.

Stay happy and just the way you are...
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Postby Borimorg » Thu Jun 14, 2007 1:02 pm

Hey bro! I have missed you a lot. You're a good and dear friend to me.

However, what I said to you still stands :).

Pop back in? Screw that!

Keep doing what you're doing.

I am glad to hear from you and very glad that you're happy.

/Handshake to you my friend.
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Postby Hester » Thu Jun 14, 2007 4:06 pm

Tis good to hear from you old friend. Flue and i don't play anymore either but we still miss you and i used you in my retirement post in what i thought was a pretty funny line , but sadly no remarks about that lol. Check it out in the lightfighter lounge if you can under a post called A Crossing. But you made the game so dang funny and are missed brother. Congrats on your one year anniversary..Flue and i will closing in on that in a few months ourselves :D

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Postby Feemee » Thu Jun 14, 2007 4:45 pm

Go away, Chitz -- far, far away. We don't like your kind around here anymore. The halflings and gnomes proposed a bill recently banning trolls from the guild (again) that is very close to passing and we don't want you coming around here making people remember all the supposedly funny stuff you said and did making them have second thoughts! We have worked very hard to restore some (nearly) equal treatment of mini people in this place again and don't want you fouling that up.

We even turned the Rivervale brothel into an orphanage - still plenty of parentless halflings running around now thanks to your exploits...


/ooc ON

Great to hear from you man!!! Like Nanny said, we were starting to worry we would never hear from you again. Believe it or not, your name still appears in guild chat on a pretty regular basis. I would venture to say hands down you played the most entertaining toon ever in any online game -- truly one-of-a-kind. The countless times I sat with tears rolling down my face from laughter still haven't faded a bit from memory.

Bori's advice was BAD, by the way. Better advice would have been to get your wife hooked on the game and spend your nights together raiding!

Real glad things are going well for you and the poor gal who fell for you (apparently the human illusion hasn't worn off yet...). Grats on your anniversary - 1 year means it's time to start making little Chitzes!

Thanks for stopping by and saying hello bud :)
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Postby Borimorg » Thu Jun 14, 2007 6:20 pm

Think someone cast permanent Clarity on Chiz's, heh

Ok, what you do with the real Chitz?
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Postby Chitz » Thu Jun 14, 2007 7:22 pm

1 year means it's time to start making little Chitzes!

I cooked some bad seafood last night, I already made a few little chitz's today already.

/adjusts diaper
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Postby Vendian » Thu Jun 14, 2007 10:50 pm

only have one thing to say...remember a certain illusion being used by a group in nro to taunt you at one of our MC events?=P Huzzah!
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Postby Romelus » Fri Jun 15, 2007 12:13 am

Good to hear from you Chitz, really do miss your stinky green hide around these parts but it's good to know you are doing well. I've been keeping up the traditions of n0m punting and d0rf tossing whenever possible, and my warder keeps himself gorged with hafflins when he gets hungry. Still think you are one of the best tanks I've had the honor of attempting to gank aggro from, and I still remember going through that EC LDoN mission where you tanked mobs in mage summoned armor and weapons...on the hard setting...and you still held aggro. Hope to see you pop into game one of these days, I know I'm not the only one who would want to see you here again.

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Postby Carlisa » Fri Jun 15, 2007 8:12 am

I have heard all the stories and know your a classic but if you and your wifey poo are planning on little Chitz's dont listen to a word the others have said and stay the heck away from this game. You miss out of so much of what the little chitz's want if you have to make it in time for raid time. I know from experiance.

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Postby Fluellen » Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:20 pm

Chitzie Pooh,

Wow long time no hear i thought we tied you to your desk better than that. We been piling up spankins for you well at least Feemee and Onefop have... I aint going any where near your rear except with a 10 foot 2x4 :) I have missed everyone in game lately must be finally getting over my major burn out.... hugs you little troll. If you ever get out around Texas say hi :)
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